Emojis I made of my genshinsona Haschen!
I’m trying to do some bio kinda stuff for them, so I needed to make some emojis to accompany.
The first one was the one that i knew I wanted to do, but the first sketch came out AWFUL so it took some time getting there.
The second one was kinda of obligatory, as Haschen wears big ass glasses so, anyway, ‘get into the robot Scaramouche, or Nahida will have to do it again’ yadda yadda.
The third one was kind of… Obligatory… Anyway, consider it kind of like a sneek peek of their burst.
And finally the fourth one!…. Yeah… I really needed to fill a fourth spot, and I really love my rosé mini seelie, so fuck it! Cuteness for everyone!
Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.
I get not wanting to say, overhear your parents dirty talk or whatever, but come on. This is a bit much. My mum doesn't want to know the details of my sex life either, but she still opened the wrong drawer once and spotted my strap on. Shit happens. You've got to just recognise when it isn't your business, and move on. Like my mum - she shut the drawer, opened the right one and we never spoke of it because I'm a grown fucking adult.
Yeah, this. I once found some of my mom’s, uh….toys. And I do not mean dildos and vibrators.
And I just went “welp, THAT’S more than I needed to know” and grabbed whatever item it was I was actually looking for, and that was that.
People have sex. Including your parents, or you wouldn’t be here.
For the VAST majority of human history, most people's dwellings didn't allow for a separate room and sleeping space for the adults, let alone locking doors. We have SO MUCH more access to privacy than was the norm for most people. Use it. Lock the door and teach your kids to knock.
“They migth look cute on the outside, and in reality they are quite nice too. Just try not to upsept them, I’ve seen that woman thake down mitachurls just to blow off steam…”
◆ Haschen
◆ The Thing In The Woods
◆ Retired Adventurer, Now Local Artist
◆ Vision: Anemo
◆ Constellation: Forfex Silentium
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So, this is some side proyect I’ve been working on and off for the past few months. It started with a simple render to have as reference for commissions and… It ended up in a full character profile…
Sometimes I just get carried away…
They are Haschen, my Genshinsona or, how I like to call her, Kiddy Teyvat.
They are basically how I imagine myself in the world of Genshin Impact, adapting thing from my life into the universe. I also gave my animal ears and tail because fuck it, its kyute.
BTB, and for some migth be quite obvious, but this is no 3D model, this is all 2D.
Shout out to rachelcartistry on HoyoLab and Kaerralind on deviantart for the templates, without their efforts this sham would not be possible.
Would anyone would be interested in lore of this littlu creeture?
if your job is any way involved in the erosion of user-friendly functionality of social platforms in order to appease some random monthly metric or drive up revenue or something equally lower in priority than the actual fucking user experience then I hope you get cursed with an itchy penis in public forever
Who in the hot fuck was asking for posts to be changed so that
instead of clicking on a user’s handle to see a post on their blog, it
just drops you off at page one. Now to find said post you have to either comb their archive (unreliable, invasive), try a search (LAUGHABLY BAD) or scroll their blog endlessly til you happen across it. And of course none of these things are worth the effort to just reblog random shit online, so now content gets less circulation! Who was that feature hurting,
other than maybe the people who add really inane commentary in their reblogs that the rest of us have to try and work around. Even Twitter lets you click a tweet and see it in its original context, and their CEO wishes everyone on the platform funnier than him was dead
Once again the day is saved mitigated from any further horrors by its blessed userbase
EDIT: this fix only works for the OP on your feed, so if you’re trying to get to any other versions on the reblog chain you’re still humped :(
My “draw the squad” memes so far
@mexicanesecat @raimeyl references for y'all!
WOW! THE OG POST!
i will let my mind go wild with these knowing i’ll finally be able to credit the original artist
EEEE FINALLY THE ORIGINAL ARTIST
YOU CANNOT SELF-FLAGELLATE YOUR WAY INTO EXCELLENCE
SHOCKINGLY, SCORN AND PUNISHMENT MAKE FOR WEAK MOTIVATORS. PRACTICE IS A HABIT HARD TO FORM WHEN ERRING'S MET WITH BLOOD.
BEYOND ALL THAT, REMEMBER: YOU WILL NEED MORE THAN LITTLE TREATS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE. BUT YOU DO NEED THE TREATS









































































